GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH!

Patrick Henry. It's a great speech. Read it.

Discovery 2008... Fantastic. Not. But not dreadful.

"And we are vagabonds, we travel without seatbelts on, we live this close to death..."

... Talk.

"You were all dressed so professionally." "Yeah, except for Cassidy." "It's 'cause I'm a slut."

Here's one for the bucket list!

LET'S EAT AT BURGER KING!

"And he was almost in tears." [ecstatic laughter]

"I have to eat this fucking banana."

A chill possessed my toes, crippling them, and crept swiftly up my spine, warping the sinews of my hands, wrenching my heart.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR WHATEVER-THE-HELL-YOUR-NAME-IS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. [we sung this to some speaker, just not in so many words]

"The only way I'd teach there is to dismantle the robots." [chunk of Whopper escapes from lips]

I have a food baby.

"We've got smart boards!"

THE RAGING BULLS! ON RAGING RIDGE ROAD! OMG, THAT'S SO... SEXUAL!

I have left huge chunks of skin (via peeling sunburn) all over the state of North Carolina. Additional missing items include: 1 washcloth, 1 new bottle of shampoo, 1 aging bottle of blackhead scrub, 1 small chunk from an ipod charger.

"We're definitely representing potatoes here."

In an uncharacteristic move... Well, anyway, who needs a hazy future commitment while basking in the conveniently located and clear present?

"Hi, my name is Cassidy, and I really like cheese. Like, a lot."

"Cornbread and butter beans and you across the table,
Eating beans and making love as long as I am able."

Unecessary Titanic references, cover songs, sign language, the military.

1. location -- 2. irriation -- 3. irradication -- 4. deflation -- 5. filtration -- 6. temptation -- 7. negation -- 8. narration.

Including, but not limiting itself to, that particular order.

"You said I killed you--haunt me, then!...Be with me always--take any form--drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!"

-- Wuthering Heights

Really, what's cooler than being cool? ...

Don't have me break this thing down for nothing.

I just need some sugah, honestly, that's all.

... I AM yo neighbor.